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 ECCE ENGELBLAU, THE ENTRANCE TO THE VALANGAVERSE

THIS WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION

MAGA:  MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT GLOBAL AGAIN 

AS A TEMPORARY MEASURE TRUSTEES ARE VALOROUS BY THEIR DEEDS

YOU CAN LEAVE A LEGACY LIKE LEON, THAT IS DYING FOR ANOTHER  OR  YOU CAN BE A MATILDA BENEFICIARY

THAT IS BEING RENDERED HOMELESS AND HUNGRY DUE TO THE DERANGEMENT OF AUTHORITY.

OR YOU CAN BE A TONY TRUSTEE WHICH IS, YOU MANAGE THE MONEY BUT YOU HAVE SUFFERED LIKE MATILDA TO QUALIFY.

 

 

THE VALANGA DI VITA IS NAMED AFTER FRASSATI BUT IT STARTED OUT AS THE DOUBLE U COMPANIES.

THE DOUBLE U COMPANIES ACTUALLLY HAD THREE ITERNATIONS, AND THE THIRD ONE IS URIEL UNIVERSITY.

WHY?  BECAUSE WE NEED LIGHT AND GUIDANCE TO ACHIEVE ANY DREAM, INCLUDING THE DREAM OF SOCIAL JUSTICE.  

WE CAN"T JUST SAY BOOM BOOM BANG WE MADE IT TO HEAVEN. IT'S SLOW.

IS THAT FRUSTRATING?  YEAH, IT SURE IS.

Be that as it may, a true university has to have certain serious parameters and so, we are bringing our own project into harmony with these parameters now.

yes, sometimes people who take themselves too seriously are humorous, hypocritical and even ridiculous, and cruel, haughty, unjust and the rest of it; we have ample experience of that;

however, there is a  true and valid and salvific component to education.

We are truly going from darkness to light when we hear and believe in our hearts a true message about the universe.

Now as the academic year usually begins july 1st, and as a university has to have an academic calendar

if you wish to participate in the fall trimester, prepare by reading the story of Pinocchio and taking the entrance exam.  
That will put you on a level with the middle school .  Remember, the angels are ON OUR SIDE.  They LOVE US SO MUCH.

 

YOUR EPIC EMISSARY OF ETERNAL ECSTATIC EUCATASTROPHIC EXISTENCE

WHEREVER ENGELBLAU IS ENVIADO THE DEVIL GETS ENVIOUS HENCE VOLCANOS EARTHQUAKES AND GENERAL SKIRMISHES WARS.

THE GATES OF HELL SHALL NEVER PREVAIL THOUGH,

WE MOUNT A SORTIE AND BLOW THE HORN  AND THE WALLS OF HELL WILL CRUMBLE INTO DUST AND ASHES. 

 

 

PLEASE NOTE THAT THE SUMMER SOLSTICE THIS YEAR, WHICH USHERED IN THE ADVENT OF URIEL UNIVERSITY LAST YEAR, IS MARKED BY A RING OF FIRE.   NOTE THAT THIS IS MOST VISIBLE IN CONGO SUDAN AND ETHIOPIA, GUAM AND OTHER SUCH LOCALES, IN CASE YOU WANT TO SEE IT. THE BIRTHDAY OF JOHN THE BAPTIST IS ON THE CALENDAR TO COINCIDE WITH MIDSUMMER AND WHILE THIS MAY HAVE BEEN DELIBERATE IT IS WORTH OUR STUDY IN ANY EVENT.

TOLKIEN WROTE ABOUT THE RING OF FIRE, AS BEING FORGED IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM.  

 

HE BElLIEVED THAT FAERIE AND ITS EUCATASTROPHIC ERUPTION OF ESPERANZA WAS CLOSER TO THE ETERNAL TRUTH THAN DRAMA, WHOSE HIGHEST FORM IS OFTEN TRAGIC. PINOCCHIO IS HTE PRIMARY EXAM AND WE ENCOURAGE  POTENTIAL PARTICIPANTS TEN AND OVER NOT TO DISMISS IT AS A CHILDRENS STORY.  PINOCCHIO BECAME REAL TO PLEASE THE "FATA" OR FAERIE AND WE SHOULD NOT DISMISS THIS AS RIDICULOUS OR SUPERSTITIOUS.  PERHAPS OUR ANGELS WANT US TO BE GOOD, PERHAPS INDEED THIS iS THEIR HIGHEST JOY.

JUST AS TOLKIEN WROTE ABOUT FAERIE AS SOMETHING FAR MORE THAN "FAIRY TALES" SO PINOCchio AND PUPPET THEATER GENERALLY IS A GATEWAY TO THE WORLD OF STORIES WHICH ARE THE SONGS OF THE PHENOMENA OF LIFE. READ FOR EXAMPLE HERE:  ˜.

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THIS WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.WE ARE  EXPERIENCING A NUMBER OF TECHNICAL ISSUES.  PATIENCE IS KEY.

NUMBER ONE:  EDITH STEIN

WHILE WE LABOR TO ORDER ALL THE ELEMENTS OF THIS WEBSITE 

WE RECOMMEND A BRIEF REVIEW OF EDITH STEIN WHO IS A VERY CLEAR THINKER, AND MAY HELP US TO CLEAN UP HERE,

 AND ALSO TO UNDERSTAND PHENOMENOLOGY which is a particular branch of philosophy that is applicable to anything, including this university.

A GERMAN JEW, STEIN STUDIED WITH HUSSERL,  BECAME A CHRISTIAN upon being stupefied by the writings of Saint Teresa of Avila who was a mystical doctor (which is not a medical doctor but more like a soul doctor), BECAME A NUN, WAS  MARTYRED IN AUSCHWITZ

AND LEFT BEHIND A BODY OF THOUGHT THAT INFLUENCED THE WHOLE WORLD. Not only did Stein organize Husserls academic mess, but she wrote on empathy and we believe the angels are supremely qualified to explain us to each other since they desire our good always and alone.

Though Stein does not write specifically on angelic intelligence (we have to make sure of this before we say this we can't just have a general vague idea) 

and we know the angels cannot empathize with our suffering like christ can, (again we need theological justification for this statement) 

they would if they could.  How do we known they "would if they could"?  

That's a pretty fantastic thought on angelic empathy, where does it come from?

For stein on empathy see for example this link here:

http://krmcdani.mysite.syr.edu/ESPOE.pdf

For stein on Education see this link from a Lateran conference on the Stein center for education:

where is the link?

 

NUMBER TWO:  EUCHARISTIC EDUCATION: 

TODAY, FRIDAY JUNE 12 2020: WE HONOR THE SACRED HEART OF JESUS WHO SHONE UPON OUR FORMATION,

FIVE YEARS AGO TODAY ON FRIDAY JUNE 12 2015 THE FEAST OF THE SACRED HEART,

  STATE OF DELAWARE APPROVED US AS A NON PROFIT NON STOCK CORPORATION.

ENGELBLAU is the online gateway to URIEL UNIVERISTY,

 

 

NUMBER THREE:  ETHIOPIA, BELOVED OF URIEL (AND LAND OF STRIFE WITH ETRIREA).

HIDDEN TREASURES OF ETHIOPIA

We should note here that the skeletral remains of a hominid known worldwide as LUCY

the "mother of mankind" and the subject of a 2007 book "Hidden treasures of Ethiopia"

 was discovered in Ethiopia and this was a huge discovery for anthropology.  

 WE HONOR URIEL THE FIRE OF GOD, THE PATRON OF ETHIOPIA AND THE FRIEND OF ENGELBLAU.

In fact it appears that Paul Simon may have visited the Cathedral of Uriel in Adiz abbaba and asked for Engelblau to be his bodyguard, 

since he sings a song that mentions cattle in the marketplace and angels in the architecture

which really doesn't go with the sistine chapel because they dont sell cows in downtown Rome anymore and haven't for a long while.

Additionally we know he was friendly with Ladysmtih Mambazo who came from an African territory we assume. 

 THE TITLE COULD BE STYLED "WE WON"T BE SO BLAU" and The hook goes, If you'll be my bodyguard, kinda like an angelic AL (capone),

I can call you engel and engel when we're singing we won't be so BLAU. Some singers have noted that there are five hundred shades of blau by the way.

Though it is unclear exactly why Simon was in a blaufunk, he apparently was and may have sought out engelblau in the church of uriel.

 

The phenomenology of Engelblau appeared via the "blue eyed soul" of Dexys midnight runners, who elected the authenticity of Bill Withers

over intelletuals and politicians who pretend they have read Sean Ocasey and Bernard Shaw when in truth they have not.

And we know that plagerism, embezzlement and fake news are rampant amongst the "cognoscenti" but we'll leave that aside for the nones.

Indeed there wre those who  gently mocked blau in those times as being of that ilk, "so damn hipster clever" but we were mistaken: blau was entirely soulful and empathetic.

We are working on the graduation requirement from Engelblau College of Listening and Loving, as Paul Tillich said "the first duty of love is to listen".

This will likely be a "HISTOIRE DE COEUR" musical songbook where the candidate sounds their WILD BARBARIC YOP TO THE UNIVERSE.

As in MY SOUL MAGNIFIES etcetera etcetera, but in your own musical rendition.  This is because everyone should do this to "know thyself" as stein says.

 

 

NUMBER FOUR:  YOU MUST LISTEN LIKE ZACARIA:

EVIDENCE OF THE EXISTENCE OF ENGELBLAU 

WHO IS ENGELBLAU?

Before we assay to answer that let us consider the veracity of certain visitations and voyages:

 When you consider that the entire religion of Christianity with such a crazy and gigantic impact on the world for good and ill,

and with a promise that defies human hope and even human presumption and pride in its prodigy, (we are all destined to be like God)

began with three events which are not historically verifiable in the traditional sense :  

An angel identifying himself as "valor or strength of God" (angel from the Greek anglos: messenger) appeared to a priest,

the same angel appeared to a young woman who was the priest's cousin by marriage,

both of these women became pregnant after these visitations, and the young woman went to visit the priest's wife. It is a crucial yet less discussed aspect of this sequence of events that the priest was "schooled" and "muffled" by the angel for failing to believe the message of God.

In effect, the angel said "tape up your mouth and go stand in the corner until class is over. "

ENGELBLAU is like Gabriel in that he stands in Gods presence, listens to God, then relays the message and schools those who take issue with his words.  

When we sing the song taught by the angel, then like Zacaria (Hebrew, God remembers) we will find our voice.

 

There are no proofs of this angel or the voyages that he set into motion:  not only the voyage to Ain Karim but to Bethlehem to obey the greedy government, to Egypt to escape the enraged government, and back to Nazareth to hide from the murderous government and finally to Jerusalem to comply with religious rules though this exposed the family to risk once again.  

But the evidence corresponds to historically verifiable facts, such as the rage, and subsequent death of Herod. 

 

 

NUMBER FIVE: ENTRANCE TO THE VALANGA VERSE:

The valangaverse is the universe as God wishes it to be, and intends it to be, which is a kingdom of universal gratuitous love ruled over by the Heart of Christ.

How do we move it in that direction? first of all, by wishing to, and then acting on that desire.

YES WE ARE WORKING ON MAKING THE ENTRACE EXAMS A TAD MORE SERIOUS, THEY WERE COMPOSED WITH HUMOR.

 IN THE MEANWHILE KNOW THIS:  

 

PURPLE HEART

 

A WORD ON RESTITUTION:

We know that the widows of alquaida are promised pay, we know there are wrongful death and wrongful imprisonment suits against deep pockets,

such as the Nicole Brown Simpson suit and the suit against Ohio for the Cleveland girls, or Jaycee Duggard in California...women have fought for a long time for fair pay as well.

but restitution gets messy sometimes and impossible to quantify.

As we head into Juneteenth this is painfully obvious..ironically the Slaves who fled to Mexico to be free have now returned to find work in the place of their slavery.

Mental illness poses similar dilemmas to the would be restitution accountant.  See for example Attorney Skip Stillmans web page on mental illness and suicide.

economically, what would one Eucharist be worth if it could give the leopard the strength to save a life

while another similarly situated mental patient jumped off a bridge after 20 years of being treated by a doctor who only had that one patient,

and whose hospital charged a thousand dollars a day for inpatient services?

Indeed what would be owed to Jesus?  what would be owed to the Leopard?  

 

ANYONE WHO LAID DOWN THEIR LIFE FOR A FRIEND AS LEON DID, IS EXEMPTED FROM THE BELOW REQUIREMENTS UPON EVIDENCE.  

This is because the essense of the existence of Jesus is the sacrifice.  

Essentially it's like getting a purple heart in the army of god, and Pope Francis has considered waiving other proofs for sainthood if this element is proven.

This is called martyrdom, and the leopard was studying Savonarola and ended up studying Pasolini after reading his essay "I giovani infelici".

When the judge brought Jesus out covered in blood and pain and crowned with thorns (Mother Teresa said, mental illness is the Crown of Thorns of Jesus)  and said ECCE HOMO, the angels surely adored the Bread of Life, because their hearts are pure and their vision is thus clear. 

No one knows this better than one who has suffered; indeed the leopard, staggering year after year under the weight of deranged and incompetent relatives, often ate the bread of life three times a day. When interrogated by a priest she replied, I can't stand up without it.

Similarly, she went to confession day after day confessing the sins of others which they would not confess.

 when questioned as to whether she had really committed all those sins, she admitted, that she had not, and explained, 

Im getting buckets of grace to shower on those who dont want to repent, so they stop trying to kill me.

BUT WILL STILL HAVE TO TAKE THE ENGELBLAU EXAMS.

 

GREEN CARD:

 

PLEASE DO THE THOREAU TRIMESTER TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE GARDEN THEME AND TRANSCENDENCE THROUGH GARDENS.

THIS INCLUDES WALDEN, A WEEK ON THE CONCORD AND MERRIMACK, SLAVERY IN MASSACHUSETTS,

CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE AND A PLEA FOR CAPTAIN BROWN, AND OTHER WRITINGS OF THOREAU. 

COMPLETION OF THIS MATERIAL COUPLED WITH NURTURING A PLANT AS DESCRIBED BELOW IS TANTAMOUNT TO HAVING EARNED YOUR "GREEN CARD" TO THE VALANGAVERSE.

 

A GREEN CARD COULD BE THE WAY TO THE USA OR IT COULD BE THE WAY TO PARADISE.

ACCORDING TO GENESIS GARDENING WAS OUR FIRST JOB AS HUMANS.

MOREOVER, MANY ANCIENT MYTHS ASSOCIATE PARADISE WITH A GARDEN.

OUR WRECKAGE OF THE PLAN RESULTED IN OUR BEING BANISHED FROM THE GARDEN AND IT STANDS TO REASON WE SHOULD REPAIR THE RUINS.

IN OUR TIMES, GARDENS ARE GAINING GROUND AS A GOOD WAY TO BE MORE HAPPY AND HEAL THE EARTH TO BOOT.

THE ALIENATION SPOKEN OF BY HUSSERL IS NOT ONLY IN A BUSINESS SENSE BUT FROM NATURE ITSELF.

ITALY FOR EXAMPLE SO ECONOMICALLY DEPENDENT ON TOURISM HAS MADE IT A REQUIREMENT IN SCHOOL TO "BE GREEN".

 

SOME SCHOOLS SUCH AS THE GARDEN SCHOOL HAVE A GREEN HALL PRESUMBALY NAMED AFTER SOME PRIOR STUDENT.  

ENGELBLAU DESIGNATES EVERY BUILDING ASSOCiATED WITH THE UNIVERSITY AS A GREEN HALL

TO MAKE SURE ALL PARTICIPANTS WHO RESIDE IN THE GARDENS  HAVE A GREEN CARD, MEANING,

WE ALL TREAT THE PLANET WITH LOVE BY TAKING CARE OF AT LEAST ONE PLANT WHICH SHOULD BE NOTED ON OUR GREEN CARD.

AS LEON MONTAGNA SHOWED, LOVING THE EARTH IS GOOD PRACTICE FOR HUFFING THE HOLY SPIRIT, 

HEALING YOUR HEART AND LOVING ANOTHER PERSON.

 

Are you up with the sunrise, listening to the tweety birds and fretting that USCIS has put a hold on green card apps?  That is so yesterday!  

Our forward thinking "gardens without borders paradise treaty" is a galaxy wide initiative to see the earth as god intends it:  a GARDEN. More intel coming soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PARADISE PASSPORTS ARE PRESENTED AT ALL POINT OF ENTRY TO THE VALANGAVERSE.  

THIS IS SIMPLY A NECKLACE OF ROSARY BEADS AND YOU CAN MAKE ONE OUT OF CHICKPEAS IF YOU DON"T HAVE ONE.

JUST BOIL THEM TILL THEY ARE SOFT, THREAD A STRING THROUGH AND THEN FREEZE IT.

OK NOW WE HAVE TO TRY THAT.  You can also make a rosary out of roses, thats the literal meaning of it anyway (see for example Franciscan crown).

YOU NEED NOT "BELIEVE IN THE ROSARY" TO ENTER, JUST CARRY IT WITH YOU.

AS PIO SAID, "THE ROSARY IS THE WEAPON." WE NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR EACH OTHER.

 

VALANGA VISA:  

 

PLEASE TAKE THE TOLKIEN TRIMESTER, READ THE TRILOGY, THE SILMARILLION, ON FAERIE STORIES, MR BLISS, ETC.

We recommend to read Tolkiens translation of "sir gawain and the green Knight" which is a bridge between the Green man and The fellowship of the ring so to speak.

 

VALANGAVERSE VISITORS VISA:  IF VISITING AS A TOURIST, TO OPEN THE GATES YOU NEED TO SING A VERSE FROM THE BIBLE:  AS AUGUSTING SAYS HE WHO SINGS< PRAYS TWICE>YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO BELIEVE IN THE DIVINITY OF CHRIST BUT THE BIBLE IS AN HISTORIC DOCUMENT PROPOSING THE BEST NEWS EVER HEARD IN HUMAN HISTORY:  A HELPING HAND TO HEAVEN IF WE HEARKEN TO HARUAH.  OK OK OK HEHEHHEHH

ALSO YOU CAN USE ANY SONG IT NEED NOT BE SPECIFICALLY RELIGIOUS.

THE ANGEL ALBUM inspired by engelblau himself is full of possible tunes you could riff from.

FOR EXAMPLE: HOW FAR IS HEAVEN BY LOS LONELY BOYS

PANE RUSTICO BY THE FRIARY BAKERY

500 SHADES OF BLAU BY SIMON AND BLAUFUNKLE

HEAVEN HELP US ALL BY STEVIE WONDER

FLY TO THE SUN BY HOLY GHOST MALONE JAJAJJAJAJJJAJJAJ

LANDSLIDE BY MILEY RIFFING OFF STEVIE KNICKS

JALOUX BY DADJU (THE LUCIFER ANTHEM)

I WANT MY HOT DOG MY WAY, THE QUARANTINE BLAUS BY BLUE EYED BOSSES

GREEN VOICE (SO GOD WILL LET US IN THE GARDEN) BY BARRY MANILA

AND MANY MORE!

THE PADRINO USED TO SING HAPPY SONGS WHEN DOWN IN THE DUMPS OR AFFLICTED WITH THE BLAUS

IS IT SCANDALOUS TO BE FRIENDLY WITH A PADRINO?YEAH MAYBE-- YOU WANT TO KNOW WHATS MORE SCANDALOUS? WE"LL TELL YOU LATER.

 

 

URIEL U is a public service provided by THE VALANGA DI VITA COMPANY, INCORPORATED.AND WE HONOR PIER GIORGIO FRASSATI WHO SUDDENLY AND UNEXPECTEDLY BESTOWED HIS BLESSING UPON OUR COMPANY.

WE HONOR THE SPIRIT OF GEORGE FLOYD AS A MARTYR TO OUR CAUSE.

WE ACKNOWLEDGE THAT OFFICER CHAUVIN HAS PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUES

AND WE HOLD UP THE RESULTING VIOLENCE AND REST OUR CASE.

George is a gift for our times who as a child wished to be a Justice, and he surely wishes us to remember his cries.

He was arrested on Memorial day  ( which this year happened to be Padre Pio's birtthday) ten years after another anonymous mentor of our company was also arrested and whose whereabouts we do not know but who contributed greatly to the hopes upon which the company is based.

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Please visit http://monetinemondiali.neocities.org to see our plan for a mental distress memorial 

a memorial for the veterans of our violent existential wars. Let's do this in memory of George.  

Remember, the crucifixion is a death by suffocation

because as you lose blood, and it's not fun to realize, 

you run out of strength to push up off the wounded feet to gasp for breath.

This is how the Christian God expired.  Jesus literally couldnt' breathe and we may speculate he  cried mamma as well.

This is also what's happening to the planet and it's what happens to the covid victims.

 

OUR MISSION: The mission of this company is to mitigate the violence occasioned by psychological distress

 

OUR METHOD:  Our method to accomplish our mission is through holistic education to happiness, and to provide economic restitution insofar as we are able to those who have suffered physical, sexual violence and/or damage to their life and property at the hands of the enraged and the deranged.  

 

OUR MYSTICAL MILITARY:  Since we are trying to work independently and not rely on LEON as it were, ENGELBLAU is holding down the page at the moment to fend off mauraders while we work.

 

MANIC DEPRESSIVE MENACES AND MANGLED MACHINES : Some of the devices that have been wrecked as we try to expose the realities of our mission include cell phones, macbooks and video cameras.  Additionally we have been harassed, assaulted and stalked in person and on various online platforms. This has occured while we attmempted to secure the human rights of other vulnerable groups as well as our own selves.

 

MENSCHEN UBER GELT: However while we work to recreate our website under the protection of this angel painted by Paul Klee who was himself harrassed by deranged fascists, please go to http://urieluniversity.neocities.org. Neocities puts people above profits.

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SEEKEST THOU ENGELBLAU?

SPEAK YE THE WHY AND I'LL SHOW THEE HOW

GIRD ON THY SASH FOR SIR GAWAIN

AND YE SHALL NOT MAKE YOUR QUEST IN VAIN

 

FOR I AM THE GREEN MAN OF THE WOOD

AND IF THOU SEEKEST WHAT IS GOOD

I SHALL VOUCHSAFE THEE ENTER HERE

THE PURE OF HEART NEED HAVE NO FEAR

 

THIS WEBSITE IS BEING RENOVATED

THE GREEN MAN ARRIVED WITH THE SOLSTICE

TO GUARD THE GATE OF THE VALANGAVERSE 

 WHILE ENGELBLAU IS ON VACATION.

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URIEL UNIVERSITY IS NOT EXTERNALLY ACCREDITED DUE TO PROHIBITIVE COST OF SAME, BUT WE STRIVE TO MEET AND EXCEED THE STANDARDS OF THE DEAC. 

WE ARE ABLE TO CONFER DEGREES BASED ON A THESIS ON TOPICS GERMAINE TO OUR MISSION. FUNDING SHALL BE PROVIDED BY THE CHERRY MOON CHARITABLE TRUST WHICH SHALL HAVE A CORPORATE TRUSTEE. MORE LATER.